Today was just "one of THOSE days". I was super tired yesterday so I went to bed around 9:00. I set all of my alarms. I have seven alarm clocks. I slept through all seven so long that 5 out of the 7 had turned themselves off because they had been going off for so long. Soooo, when I finally heard the alarms it was already 6:30. YIKES!!!!!!! I have to be in the car backing out by 6:50 at the very, very latest because of all the crazy, and very unpredictable traffic in my area to make it to work ontime. I rushed around managed to shower, apply my makeup, get dressed, flat iron my hair, and even put a waffle in the toaster all in 20 minutes!!! (Yes, I am amazing, I credit my quickness to the Royal Servants mission trip I took when in HS, but that is a story for another day!)
On my way out the door, I grabbed my waffle, and slopped some peanut butter on the top for a little protein. Ran to the car and was on my way! I was so proud of myself! That's when I looked down only to discover that apparently peanut butter melts when it is applied to a warm waffle. I had Peanut butter ALL over my black shirt and light gray pants. EWWWWW! I was a mess, and too far away from my house to have time to go home and change. Once I got to school I discovered that my school keys were not in my purse, so I must have left them in the car. I also realized that I didn't have my glasses. (I had been wearing my prescription sunglasses earlier). I ran back out to my car and no keys, no glasses. Luckily someone was able to open my door for me! Once in the room, I found my keys hanging in the classroom, and my glasses in the case in my purse. Sigh.........
Then I had to run to the lounge to try and clean up my peanut butter mess. I managed to clean away most of the nastiness, and went to look in the mirror only to see that I had forgotten to iron my pants. You know how sometimes you iron your clothes and then once you sit in the car, they get all wrinkly? But people know that at one time your clothes were ironed. This was sooooooo obviously wrinkled from hanging out in the dryer for a couple of days!!!
Some days, all you can do is laugh at yourself......
14 years ago

